Sheri's Mom's Macaroni Salad

• 1 cup condensed milk
• 2 cups mayonnaises
  
• 1/2 cup vinegar
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 16 ounce bag of pasta

Optional ingredients up to 1 cup

• Shredded carrots
• cubed cheese
• frozen peas
• diced green onions
• 1/8 cup red onion
  
• cauliflower pieces
• broccoli pieces
  
• bacon pieces (1/4" slices crispy)
  
• sliced black olives
• green/red/yellow peppers
• fresh Chile peppers, such as Ancho, jalapeño, etc.
• cubed ham or drained tuna
  

Mix all ingredients together. Start out with 1/4 cup vinegar and increase to 1/2 cup according to your taste. Go easy on the red onions unless you want serious onion breath. Season to taste. You're done - that was easy!